The Monkeys

We’re The Monkeys, and we bring to softball what the Belgians brought to ‘It’s a Knockout’, what Sylvester Stallone (although his character was called Hatch and is thus awesome by default) and Micheal Caine brought to post war football, and what Eddie the Eagle brought to ski jumping. 

We play to win, always with a smile, a laugh and a cider, and sometimes with a bat a ball and a mitt. 
If we lose we shrug our shoulders, fling some poo, go to the pub anyway, and are always the last to leave.